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男人很難取悅!!



The problems with GUYS:

男人的問題是：



If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

如果妳對他好，他說妳愛上他了．



If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

對他不好，他說妳驕傲．



If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

如果妳穿得很漂亮，他說你企圖誘惑他．



If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

如果不，他說妳是鄉下來的



If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

如果跟他理論，他說妳固執



If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

如果妳沈默，他說妳沒大腦！



If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

如果妳比他聰明，他沒面子



If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

如果他比你聰明，他很棒！



If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

如果妳不愛他，他想擁有妳



If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

如果妳愛他，他試著離開妳．



If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

如果妳不跟他做愛，他說妳不愛他



If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.

如果跟他做，他說你是賤貨！



If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;

如果妳告訴他妳的問題，他說妳麻煩



If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

如果不，他說妳不信任他



If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

如果妳罵他，妳好像他奶媽



If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

如果他罵妳，是表示他“關心”妳



If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

如果妳沒有守承諾，妳是不可信的人



If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

如果他不守承諾，他是不得以的



If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;

如果妳吸煙，妳是壞女人



If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

如果他吸煙，他是紳士



If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

如果妳考試成績好，他說是運氣



If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

如果他考得好，他說是實力！



If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

如果妳傷害他，表示妳很殘忍



If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

如果他傷害妳，表示妳太敏感而且太難取悅！



sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guy s, they will swear that it's not true.......

but if u don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......SEND THIS TO GUYS OUT THERE

ANYWAY...

Send it to girls also, gives them some laughter ...

如果你寄這封信給男生，他們會發誓以上是不正確的．．

如果你不寄給他們，他們說妳自私．．

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